The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Say It Ain’t So…

HOW I STARTED YESTERDAY

HOW I ENDED IT

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26 responses

  1. meganstephenson

    Hannah and I are sat at college laughing at this… no offence … I end most days like this and I am 18 😛 I am ment to be doing work on social development theory …. its working out can you tell?!

    September 29, 2011 at 9:58 am

    • H.E. ELLIS

      Tell your instructor that I’m a case study on social development.

      September 29, 2011 at 10:20 am

  2. John

    If nothing else, over their long history the Sox have always demonstated for the baseball world the most excruciating ways to lose. So, there’s that.

    September 29, 2011 at 10:15 am

    • H.E. ELLIS

      I couldn’t have said it better myself. They put their fans through HELL.

      September 29, 2011 at 10:21 am

    • BrainRants

      I’d say the Raiders are up there too, maybe even Top 5.

      September 29, 2011 at 12:49 pm

  3. BrainRants

    This is classic. God I need a beer.

    September 29, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    • H.E. ELLIS

      At least you have access to the good stuff. I have to suffer.

      September 29, 2011 at 1:45 pm

  4. Not the Broth

    Sorry, I only follow curling. But, if you’ve got the Talisker on hand, I’ll be baseballs bitch… or your bitch… or your cat’s bitch, just pour me a god damned drink…

    September 29, 2011 at 1:27 pm

  5. Not the Broth

    Póg mo thóin…

    September 29, 2011 at 3:30 pm

  6. JC

    You poor poor girl. My wife’s a Sox fan (mostly beacuse it pisses me off) but it was a nightof quiet happiness on my part and drunken blathering her part..one for the gipper

    September 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm

  7. Edward Hotspur

    The Macallan – The Best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macallan

    September 29, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    • H.E. ELLIS

      Oh yes it is, but I’m saving that for when they win the World Series. Let’s hope I get to drink it.

      September 29, 2011 at 6:18 pm

  8. TheIdiotSpeaketh

    That was just the FIRST bottle right?…….

    September 29, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    • H.E. ELLIS

      The first of MANY…

      September 29, 2011 at 6:42 pm

  9. JB Maddawg

    No biggie. You can still point to the Series ring. Come on over to a Cubs game, you really have to strive for it to put your fans through over a century of misery. I, being a White Sox fan, of course, know nothing of the sort.

    September 29, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    • H.E. ELLIS

      I feel your pain.

      September 29, 2011 at 9:00 pm

  10. Nick

    The only thing I know about Boston and sports are from the movie The Town and The Dehpahted (The Departed).

    September 30, 2011 at 12:33 am

    • H.E. ELLIS

      That movie is spot friggin’ on, brotha.

      September 30, 2011 at 9:42 am

  11. meganstephenson

    I really wanna see a base ball match 😦 Do you even call it a match? a game of base ball? I don’t know I am only English!

    September 30, 2011 at 2:58 am

    • H.E. ELLIS

      It’s ok. It’s called a baseball game. But here in New England we call it “going to church.”

      September 30, 2011 at 9:43 am

      • meganstephenson

        That’s like me and rugby, it a religion!

        September 30, 2011 at 1:12 pm

  12. H.E. ELLIS

    Rugby boys are CRAZY! There’s a women’s Rugby league in the town next to mine, and even I’m not tough enough to tangle with those girls. Can you imagine one of those brutes tossing me around? No thanks. I’ll stick with the easy stuff like Roller Derby.

    September 30, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    • meganstephenson

      Rugby boy are extreme Fit, OK I don’t know how to explain this in American, if someone is really good looking got the body to match we call them with “Man he is so fit!” or “She is so fit!” erm … come on English Brain work!! its is 8:58 in the morning so you will have to excuses my lack of words! Anyway muscular legs do it for me 😉

      October 1, 2011 at 3:59 am

  13. kat

    Ah. Being a Dallas Cowboys fan, I can relate.

    September 30, 2011 at 11:38 pm