R.I.P. HR Nightmare
I’ve decided to release myself from my self-imposed hiatus to announce the sad news that our favorite asshole, HR Nightmare, has passed away. HR “Mike” Nightmare always said that the only way he’d leave this life is if Death snuck up on him when he wasn’t paying attention. Mike didn’t know how right he was.
Halloween night, arriving home after taking his eight year-old daughter River trick-or-treating, he decided he’d step out on the porch to have a smoke. It happened just like they say in the movies- he was dead before he hit the ground. For all you stubborn folks out there who refuse to quit smoking or to take high blood pressure seriously, let Mike be your cautionary tale. The stroke waiting for you is a killer.
It’s been a hard month for us all since he passed. But being sad isn’t what he would have wanted, so if you’d like to honor him, take a shot, raise some hell, and annoy someone you love. If you would like to help his family, a Go Fund Me link is available here.
Rest in peace, Mike Wakefield. You will be missed.
H.E. ELLIS 